Season 2 | Superstore

(over PA) : Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers: a bird is currently pooping on a Lexus. That bird is a hero. That is all.

GARRETT, JONAH, and CHEYENNE sit around the table. Bo is trying to teach the pigeon to say “price check.” superstore season 2

Amy sighed, that deep, soul-tired sigh that only a Season 2 floor supervisor could master. She looked at Jonah, who was now wearing a feathered pirate hat he’d grabbed from a Halloween bin. He offered it to her. (over PA) : Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers: a

Claiming she put her "taters" in Jeff’s face to cover for Amy. (over PA) : Attention

She put on the pirate hat. She grabbed a bullhorn from the lost-and-found. She climbed onto the customer service desk.