"¡SHARK-CHAN MODE ACTIVADO!"
Si quieres, puedo:
The game’s premise, as far as Mateo could decipher from the broken Spanglish, was this: You are a tourist named Carlos. You’ve arrived at the worst beach in Mexico. The water is dark oil. The sun is a skull. And the lifeguard? A 7-foot-tall great white shark in a schoolgirl uniform named Tiburona-chan .