: Rare Office of Film and Literature Classification documents regarding the movie’s rating and censorship history are still accessible.

Elias tried to force a chuckle, a desperate, dry sound. "Ha... ha."

"My chest. It hurts. It feels... heavy." She wasn't playing it for laughs. She looked genuinely distressed. The camera zoomed in—not for a punchline, but for a clinical, uncomfortable close-up of the bruising around her collarbone.

The VLC cone appeared. The screen went black, then the Dimension Films logo spun into existence. It looked crisp. Too crisp. The digital noise usually found in ripped DVDs was absent.