—it replaces the legendary 300 soldiers with a ragtag group of 13. Meet the Spartans (2008)
As Isaidub walked back toward the coast the next morning, he felt the weight of his own shield—not a physical one, but a newfound mental resolve. He had met the Spartans, and while he would never be one of them, he carried a spark of their fire back into the rising sun. isaidub meet the spartans
Released at the height of the parody movie craze, Meet the Spartans is a satirical take on the epic film 300 . Directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer (the minds behind Scary Movie ), it follows King Leonidas as he leads a troop of 13—yes, just 13—Spartans to defend their land against the invading Persians. —it replaces the legendary 300 soldiers with a
The King looked up. His face was a map of old campaigns—a jagged line across the brow, a clouded left eye. He didn't stand. He simply pointed to a wooden bench. "Sit, Isaidub. Eat. In Sparta, we do not feed guests on promises; we feed them on what we have." Released at the height of the parody movie
The movie was critically panned, holding a 2% score on Rotten Tomatoes and a 9/100 on Metacritic , with reviewers describing it as "lazy" and "painfully unfunny". The Platform: Isaidub "Meet the Spartans" Review - The Independent Critic