Funny+pee+stories

He spotted a port-a-potty near a construction site. It was a beacon of hope. He sprinted (a waddling, frantic sprint). The door was locked.

City dwellers know that the streets are a war zone for the desperate. This funny pee story involves a man named Dave and a very complex lock. funny+pee+stories

: This is the absolute classic. Someone is laughing so violently at a joke that their bladder muscles completely surrender, usually resulting in a highly visible accident in a public space like Disney World. He spotted a port-a-potty near a construction site

Many of the funniest stories come from those who almost—but didn't quite—make it. The door was locked

or a roadside bush was my best bet. Spoiler: There is no dignity left after you’ve done the "please don't hit a pothole" prayer for forty miles. Tag a friend

Most hilarious anecdotes center on the desperate race against nature.

: An employee at Aldi shared a story about waiting for a coworker to finish in the bathroom. By the time it was her turn, she couldn't hold it anymore, leading to a "big spot" on her pants right in front of a waiting customer.